So I’ve seen some really cute and interesting asks sent to kirono recently, and I couldn’t help myself and really needed to write a little Red Velvet Pancakes fic for French teacher Matt and his substitute teacher boyfriend Matthew. I hope she doesn’t mind I wrote this! The fic is under the ‘Read More’, and I hope everyone enjoys it! Smooch smooch!
I love 2p Canada so much because people would look at him and be like “Holy shit, this guy’s so cool and collected and tall and good-looking, he must like…wrestle with bears and pick up 20 chicks in a single night; I’m so lame, wOoW„.,” But the truth is he’s just super lame and incompetent and has no idea why people are impressed by him. People think he, like, probably kills his own meat, then skins it and makes amazing smoke-roasted meals, because that’s how manly he looks, but the truth is he can barely cook eggs. He gets intimidated asking the 16yo female employee who’s 4”9’ where the milk is.
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
disappeared into the night
STABBED ME IN THE ARM WITH A NEEDLE, AND LEFT MY SISTER AND ME CONFUSED AND HELPLESS AND I FUCKING TURNING INTO A TITAN AND WAS NEVER FUCKING SEEN AGAIN AND I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE SHITTING FUCKING BASEMENT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND